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officialwhitegirls:

*tries to make a joke on this website* 

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  • driver to the left of me: *makes right turn signal*
  • me: stay in your lane
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snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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3 hours ago

puppetcams:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

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if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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6 hours ago
fiftysh4des:

tumblr that’s taking over your life
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just-relatable:

good vibes here!

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

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kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

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